Sitemap - 2025 - Chicken Scratch by Elizabeth Beggins
Waiting for a table at a nearby sushi restaurant
How Facebook paid me $35.30 (and why that's not the point)
Pockets, buttons, and, well, everything
The Oxford comma, and other ways to prevent societal collapse
Unforgettable and already gone
A problem rooster with a wimpy name
He might be smiling. You might be screaming.
We need to talk about the c-word
The universe's best practical joke: A Zoom call with Mike Sowden
What are we all yelling about?
Puck: What a cat taught me about dying
A phoenix and a submarine sandwich
Leaving the church to save my soul
Going to hell in a handbasket - without me